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For Jill Smart

And another birthday I managed to forget...

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I seem to be the grand master of getting into a fix -
All week I forgot the first birthday of 1996,
So I had to sneak in to write one of these non-starters,
Or come Monday night, the Muppets would have my guts for garters.

What can I say about Jill? She looks young for her sixty years,
Due to a weekly diet of a few hundred beers.
I bet that last night she was raving it up at a club -
You see, she won't drink at home, so she lives down the pub!

Well you've got the perfect day, so throw your hands up in glee
Because there's not right much work left for you to key,
So put your feet up, grab a coffee and chatter a lot
And I'll wish happy birthday to the Muppet who isn't shit hot!


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