Movie Quotes III: The Final Conflict (Answers)
Here are the answers for Movie Quotes III: The Final Conflict:
- That's not a knife. That's a knife!
Crocodile Dundee. His response to being mugged.
- Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job.
The Addams Family. The best adaptation from television ever.
- Hi, come on in! Drugs to the right, hookers to the left.
Bachelor Party. I still can't think of Tom Hanks outside of comedy.
- Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Batman, yet another gift to the talents of Jack Nicholson.
- I don't like you. You know why? You don't curse! I don't trust a man who doesn't curse.
Falling Down, Michael Douglas's finest hour.
- Frank, if somebody requested 'Chopsticks', you'd ask for the sheet music.
The Fabulous Baker Boys. Michelle Pfeiffer making whoopee.
- Be afraid. Be very afraid.
The Fly, one of those quotes that everybody knows but nobody knows where from.
- Churchill, Churchill, he was no painter. Hitler, ah he was a painter! He could paint two rooms, two coats in one afternoon!
The Producers. Mel Brooks starting as he meant to go on.
- Wax on. Wax off.
The Karate Kid. How to do something new with a time honoured formula.
- I've seen 'The Exorcist' about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!
Beetlejuice. The real beginnings of Tim Burton's masterworks.
- It should take you four seconds to walk out that door. I'll give you two.
Breakfast at Tiffany's. What do you mean you haven't seen it? Hmm, neither have I, but we should!
- No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'll drive!
Lethal Weapon 'I'm too old for this shit!'
- A polar bear fell on me!
Road House. The most memorable last line since Gone with the Wind.
- Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
Planet of the Apes, a line reversed in the remake/reinvention. 'You damned dirty human!'
- Look, Daddy! Teacher says every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
It's a Wonderful Life. I'm not arguing.
- You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together.
ET: The Extra Terrestrial. Am I really alone in thinking this is hugely overrated?
- I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
Airplane! One of the most copied films in existence.
- You're cruel, Oskar, you're giving them hope. Now that's cruel!
Schindler's List, demonstrating that hope springs eternal.
- All right, Mr DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Sunset Boulevard. Hollywood on Hollywood.
- Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here.
Annie Hall. Woody Allen's unique sense of humour.
- Here's Johnny!
The Shining, not an original line of course, but most famous here.
- But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
Forrest Gump. The legless Lieutenant Dan getting his sea legs.
- Angel, ha! She's a female! And all females is poison! They're full of wicked wiles!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. 'Mirror, mirror...'
- Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!
Some Like It Hot. Three of the most famous women in Hollywood, two of whom were men.
- Do not speak to me of rules. This is war! This is not a game of cricket!
The Bridge on the River Kwai. Good point too.
- Kneel before Zod.
Superman 2, so much better than the first.
- Right turn, Clyde.
Any Which Way You Can. Clint Eastwood and an orangutan. Priceless.
- I've been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows.
48 Hours. Eddie Murphy was born to say lines like these.
- Don't push it. Don't push it, or I'll give you a war you won't believe.
First Blood. Rambo when he was realistic.
- The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven...
This is Spinal Tap, the most accurate non-documentary ever made.