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Movie Quotes V: The Final Frontier (Answers)

Here are the answers for Movie Quotes V: The Final Frontier:

  1. 'Do you like scary movies?'
    Scream, and a couple of million spoofs since.
  2. 'Well, our object collision budget allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and begging your pardon, but that's a big-ass sky!'
    Armageddon: Bruce Willis being understated for a change.
  3. 'There are only two things that I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch!'
    Austin Powers: Goldmember, proving that Michael Caine can still get good lines.
  4. 'Die, Jedi dogs! Oh! What did I say?'
    Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, demonstrating that C3PO has more charisma than any other cast member even though he can't move his face.
  5. 'There was this one time, at band camp...'
    American Pie, a Porky's for Generation X. Or is that X+1?
  6. 'With great power comes great responsibility.'
    Spiderman, though it should have been in so many other films too.
  7. 'OK, donkey, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom!'
    Shrek, opening the path to success for ugly ogres everywhere.
  8. 'Don't call me Babe!'
    Barb Wire, though they still did.
  9. 'I'm gonna be naughty! I'm gonna be a naughty vampire god!'
    Blade, possibly the best comic book adaptation yet.
  10. 'Nice pen.'
    Casino: can anyone ever out-Pesci Pesci? I don't think so.
  11. 'Feed me, Seymour!'
    Little Shop of Horrors, the colour musical version, naturally.
  12. 'Now I think the American people deserve the right to decide if they want their children to be in school with mutants! To be taught by mutants!'
    X-Men: comics get politically correct
  13. 'Hey! It's Enrico Palazzo!'
    The Naked Gun. No, it's not! It's Frank Drebin of Police Squad!
  14. 'I'm half and half. Dad's a muggle, Mum's a witch. Bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out.'
    Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, for dumb American heathens who don't understand what the Philosopher's Stone is.
  15. 'Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors!'
    An American Werewolf in London, overpaid, oversexed and over here.
  16. 'I haven't seen Berlin yet, from the ground or from the air, and I plan on doing both before the war is out.'
    The Great Escape, still unmatched today and a true story to boot.
  17. 'I didn't break the law, I AM the law!'
    Judge Dredd, the part Sly was really born to play.
  18. 'Dude, you have a bazooka. Stop thinking Prague Police and start thinking Playstation. Blow shit up!'
    xXx, finally being honest about action movie dumbness for the first time in movie history.
  19. 'I know she's made to be strong, but she's also so fragile, so human. Do you understand what I'm saying?'
    The Fifth Element. She was damn cute too.
  20. 'Life clocks are a lie! Carousel is a lie! There is no renewal!'
    Logan's Run. Oh no, I'm over thirty years old!
  21. '2319! We have a 2319!'
    Monsters, Inc. Sometimes I think everybody should be banned from making films except Pixar.
  22. 'If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been.'
    The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. I knew Peter Jackson would be this famous after seeing Bad Taste! I told you so!
  23. 'My mistake. Four coffins.'
    A Fistful of Dollars, Our Man Clint redefining the western for the first time.
  24. 'And if I can go that distance, you see, and that bell rings and I'm still standin', I'm gonna know for the first time in my life, see, that I weren't just another bum from the neighborhood.'
    Rocky, Sly's labour of love. 'Adrian!'
  25. 'John Wayne? That's a terrible cowboy name. That's not going to work.'
    Shanghai Noon, raising Jackie Chan's slapstick to new heights.
  26. 'Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce me!'
    The Graduate. Duh!
  27. 'OK. My family, they got shot down by DEA officers because of a drug problem. I left with the greatest guy on earth. He was a hitman, the best in town, but he died this morning. And if you don't help me, I'll be dead by tonight.'
    Leon: The Professional, proving once and for all that Gerard Depardieu is the poor man's Jean Reno and not the other way round.
  28. 'Are you reading my mind right now? I'm sorry for whatever I'm gonna do and I swear I didn't do any of that stuff I did!'
    Minority Report, in possibly the best possible summing up of Philip K Dick's paranoia, all in one line.
  29. 'I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.'
    Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Drawing curves like that should be illegal. Or mandatory.
  30. 'Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation and 2% butterscotch ripple.'
    Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, the perfect vehicle for Gene Wilder's smile.


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